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Joke of the Day
"Imagine the PR nightmare if one of these pardoned turkeys goes on a killing spree."
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"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."
"A good girl bends at the knees... A great girl bends at the hip."
"I can never talk to my Dad at breakfast because he still reads newspapers. I guess you could say he's behind The Times."
"I'm practicing emotional abstinence I haven't given a fuck in years"
"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."
"Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it."