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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies."

"I love trigger warnings... They help victims of abuse know what's ahead, and they help me spot Trump supporters."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"

"What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k"

"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."

"What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs."

"How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates."

"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"

"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."