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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies."

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"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."
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