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Joke of the Day
"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."
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"What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot? Lil Wayne-ker"
"""Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?"" -Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this..."
"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."
"Hey there.. Hi.."
"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"
"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"
"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""
"why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix. *puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*"
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."