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Joke of the Day

"If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?"

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."

"I probably shouldn't boast, but, no matter what city I'm in, the banner ads say the same three hot chicks are dying to meet me."

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "

"When I die I want to be cremated and blown in the faces of my enemies"

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""

"I'm not racist. I just have a problem with people's tone."