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Joke of the Day

"Shower joke Patient goes to doctor - Doctor, I smell really bad - Have you tried taking a shower? - Yes .. a week goes by and I smell bad again"

"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""

"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."

"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""

"Why is Iraq like the weather in Britain? Because it's either Sunni or Shiite"

"I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle."

"Whats a fly without wings? A walk"

"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."

"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."

"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."