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Joke of the Day
"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."
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"I now determine the days of the week based on Twitter. Is it Follow Friday yet?"
"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."
"Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down."
"sexist joke Why is a woman like a condom? Because they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."
"What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!"
"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."
"I've got 99 of everything, and my problem is hoarding and OCD OCD OCD OCD."