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Joke of the Day

"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."

"I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible. I didn't know how to react."

"Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."

"took the kids to the park so they could beat each other up in the fresh air"

"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."

"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"