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Joke of the Day

"Ppl freakin cuz its sharks in the ocean. News flash: that's where they live! If u see them at Chipotle, then we have a problem"

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"Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? It was Bin-Laden"
"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"
"I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today... ...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all. It's about time he was told he's adopted."
"Step 1 to help stop a baby choking Take your dick out its mouth"
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"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"