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Joke of the Day

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because its head it so far away from its body"

"The year is 2036, President Jaden Smith is re-elected in a landslide after making it illegal to respond to someone's text message with ""K"""

"If you go by ""there are plenty more fish in the sea"" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish"

"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."

"What should you do when an elephant comes in your window? Swim."

"my mom walked in when I was printing out a naked picture of a woman in 5th grade& we sat there in silence listening to the loud, 90s printer"

"My internet was just down for 5 minutes, Im okay, but the 9-1-1 operator was being a total bitch about it."

"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"

"How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed? Defiled."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot."