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Joke of the Day

"I have to give my boss handjobs while he looks at porn after work. Also, I am the boss. Credit:/u/_silver_surfer_"

"If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, ""Nature photographs."" Thanks."

"When are jousting tournaments most commonly held? Knight time"

"Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death."

"I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch."

"A Scottish man walks store... He asked for 15 litres of the best whiskey the clerk has. ""Did you bring a container for this?"" The clerk asks. ""You're speaking to it."""

"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."

"Why was Jokeexplainbot angry? Because someone was pushing his buttons!"

"What's the illuminati's favorite month? Jew-Lie"

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."