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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Microwave your spoon first to make scooping out ice cream easier. It warms up the spoon and makes the process less frustrating."

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"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."
"[At job interview] Interviewer: So tell me why you want this job. Me: I have no money and I prefer when I have money."
"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"
"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"
"A friend bought a carton of cigarettes from an Israeli grocery and said she found something for a computer in it It was a JewSB drive"
"Word meanings: Slut: A prostitute that doesn't charge. Prostitute: A clever slut!"
"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."
"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"
"Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory."
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