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Joke of the Day

"What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer"

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."

"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"

"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."

"Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"

"My wife told me she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees, at first I didn't believe her... ...But then I saw her face."

"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."

"What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ? Listening *house*."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."