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Joke of the Day
"What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer"
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"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."
"Expert Archer Detected How do you know if someone's an expert archer? Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you."
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan"" - Drugs"
"What does a Muslim pirate say? Allahu Ackbarrrrr!"
"What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang"
"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"How are Women and Hurricanes Similar? They both come in hot and wet and **TAKE THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER, SARAH YOU BITCH!**"