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Joke of the Day
"Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse."
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"If one more teenager uses the term 'Back in the day'...I swear I'm gonna smack them with a floppy disk and choke them with my legwarmers."
"Saw a tv for sale on eBay for 5. Only problem was the volume button was broken..... How can I turn that down?"
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."
"love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue"
"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."
"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"
"*takes enough Xanax for an army* I have a killer headache CW: *hands me 5 Advil* Woah there brother I'm not about to OD here, 2 will do"
"Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet."
"The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes"