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Joke of the Day
"Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse."
Next Joke
"What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama."
"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"
"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."
"a midget started a fight in... a mini-bar"
"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."
"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 20 beers!!"
"Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours"
"Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple, except for the elephant."