109346
Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
Next Joke
"*punches a fish* that's for tsunamis"
"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"My teacher in first grade said I was stupid for ""wanting to be a T-Rex"" when I grew up but she died last year so who's the stupid one now?"
"Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."
"The remote does not go next to the TV. That's the opposite of why you have a remote."
"Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this."
"Why do I hear noises? (Teacher) ""With all this talking I assume you are done with your work"" (Student) ""And with all this complaining I assume you're single"""
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way."