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Joke of the Day
"My mother called me a son of a bitch... I barked back angrily."
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"This lady at the store didn't know what a Toblerone was and I've honestly never been more offended in my life."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"A man goes to the zoo, As he walks around he see's only one animal, a dog. It's a schitzu"
"What does Sherlock call his friends? His Holmies"
"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"
"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."
"Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her."
"Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!"
"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""