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Joke of the Day

"Dinner at Cracker Barrel My wife and I at Cracker Barrel tonight. I looked around and said ""looks like we're having dinner at the nursing home."""

"Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--"

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."

"Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops"

"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."

"If horses could talk I reckon they'd mostly just say 'Get off me'."

"If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models"

"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."

"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"