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Joke of the Day
"I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4"
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"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
"A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Is this a joke?"""
"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."
"Never trust a ""Bernie"" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money."
"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""
"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."
"Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie."
"I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny."
"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"