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Joke of the Day

"I was born to be happy... not normal."

"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."

"Why is hockey a girls sport? Because it has periods"

"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."

"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"

"What's pink and sits on a piano chair? Elton's John"

"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."

"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."

"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."