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Joke of the Day

"When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect."

"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you drink through that?"""

"Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved."

"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""

"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"

"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."