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Joke of the Day

"My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right."

"Have you heard about the recent discovery about that moon of Jupiter? Although it is very exciting, astronomers maintain that its Loki."

"Did you hear about the guy who stole a dictionary from the library? He got away with words."

"Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them."

"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."

"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"

"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking."

"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""

"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."

"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."