161992

Joke of the Day

"Instead of laughing my ass off, I'm going to start laughing my stomach off. I'd rather lose that."

"What happened to the indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea-pee."

"So, a baby seal walks into a club... *Best joke i've ever heard.*"

"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"

"i was reading a story about a proctologist... It hit pretty deep."

"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""

"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."

"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."