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Joke of the Day
"The world loves Apple But Apple's CEO loves banana's"
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"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"
"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."
"What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry."
"What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam"
"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"
"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"Cop: Wife shot the husband for bothering her while reading a book Sargent: You arrested her? C: No S: Why? C: She's not done with the book"