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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"

"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"

"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"

"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."

"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."

"[david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature's best animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years"

"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."

"My mom asked me how my cooking final was I said it was a piece of cake :)"

"don't get me wrong I love my life & family, but I'd trade it all IN A HEARTBEAT for the sweet parking spot I just saw this guy get at Costco"

"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."