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Joke of the Day

"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"

"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"

"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"

"How do you know when a vampire is sick? He starts coffin..."

"Batman Begins Crossdressing #AddAWordRuinAMovie"

"Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East? Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East."

"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"

"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"

"Life milestone: when your iPhone stops autocorrecting ""fuck"" to ""duck."""

"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"