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Joke of the Day

"I hate how guys with tiny penises try to overcompensate with flashy cars. You're not fooling anyone, ambulance drivers!!"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a chair."

"Just ordered Chinese food from a place called Magic Wok. In the 'additional notes' I said ""pls make the sadness disappear."" LAUGH OUT LOUD"

"Prostitution is the only industry where freshers are paid more than the experienced ones."

"First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."

"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"

"What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand? I sink therefore I am."

"What does a grizzly wear under his fur? Under-bear."

"There's an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn't just hard it's impossible."

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"