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Joke of the Day

"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."

"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch"

"regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets"

"How did the tree get on to Reddit? It just logged on..."

"Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, ""hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"""

"My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab."

"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"

"If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I'd go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late."

"A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win."

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."