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Joke of the Day

"So a Jewish boy walks up to his father... a Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks him for $5. His father responds: ""$4? What do you need $3 for? Here's $2, split it with your brother."""

"What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg? Alright."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""

"MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you're dead ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It's better HAVE"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"Why are there no Jewish male pedophiles? Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to make them spend a dollar on grooming a child."

"If your mom could communicate with the dead she would be an extra large."

"What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming."

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."