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Joke of the Day

"""We're a completely paperless office."" Wow, that's really cool. [Later, staring at iPad dispenser in bathroom] Well this sucks."

"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."

"[loudly in front of a bunch of ducks] ""OH NO I SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT TOO MUCH BREAD WITH ME WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"" *ducks try to play it cool*"

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"

"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"

"[nsfw] the ultimate trifecta of dirty joke so, i was going down on my grandma, and i started to taste donkey semen, i looked up at my dear sweet grandma and said, "" jeez, grandma thats how you died?"""

"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"