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Joke of the Day
"I married a Jewish girl... It was the best career move I ever made."
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"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."
"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."
"Gf vs Wife Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut"
"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room because its black"
"Buttsex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult. Thank you Daniel Tosh."
"what kind of flooring does jesus have in his kitchen gentiles"
"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"