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Joke of the Day

"My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them... I suggested ""breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."""

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"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""
"*runs in place* *cracks knuckles* *stretches neck* *takes a deep breath* *heads toward buffet*"
"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."
"Butt weight. There's more!"
"Today Americans celebrate Labor Day By not working and expecting to get paid for it."
"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."
"What do you call Italian marijuana? A pizza joint"
"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"