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Joke of the Day

"Did you all hear about Diarrhea being hereditary? It supposedly runs in your Jeans."

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"

"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."

"It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check."

"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"

"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."

"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"

"The grown up version of Tetris is loading a full dishwasher."