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Joke of the Day
"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""
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"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"
"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"
"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""
"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."
"Me: How was your first day of school? 5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?"
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone."
"I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one"
"I once new a guy that worked at a tool and die company... ...He was hit with a tool, and died"
"I referred to someone as a ""whore"" then apologized....I knew no one would ever pay for that, even if she hung herself on the clearance rack."