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Joke of the Day

"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."

"Just when I manage to convince myself that I am a superior and more intelligent being, I walk into a door."

"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"

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"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"236 luftballoons* * - adjusted for inflation"

"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."

"My cousin is a terrible proofreader. He always drinks a bottle of Jack Daniels before he checks my work."

"Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""