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Joke of the Day

"Dinosaurs could be a lot prettier if we'd all just admit they had feathers. I mean they would still eat you, but they would do it prettily."

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"mother told me this What do you call 5 mexicans, and asian, and 5 black people in your front yard?? Water sprinkler.... spic-spic-spic-spic-spic---CHINK---nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga-nigga"
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"You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird."
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"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."