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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by having unprotected sex. I thought the STD was standard."
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"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."
"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"The physics teacher break up with the biology teacher Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."
"If I had a nickel for every gender... I'd have ten cents and a dead meme"
"Why do cats and dogs lick their own genitals? Because they can reach."
"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."
"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."
"A terrorist is training a group of newbies ""Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"""