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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2021 vision! Oh wait...."

"I'm not sure what my three-year-old needs more, naps or an exorcism."

"Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO"

"Did you hear about the woman who was shot 24 times in the back?! They say she got up afterwards, putting her clothes back on, and exclaimed ""Wow, your reload time is *amazing*!"""

"I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords."

"How is your first car like anal? You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway."

"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."

"What do baby showers and golden showers have in common? Nothing, you sick pervert!"