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Joke of the Day
"Whats black and always in the back of a cop car? A seatbelt."
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"How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S? It's an ill-eagle activity"
"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"
"For somebody fluent in over six million forms of communication, it's weird that C-3PO went with ""gay-tinged passive aggression."""
"What did the 2 say to the 3? Do you even, bro?"
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"
"I'm sorry I said the Nazis were also a party when you invited me to celebrate your kid's first birthday."
"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face"