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Joke of the Day

"What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture."

"I'd like to schedule a disappointment."

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"What's the difference between my penis and the Three Stooges? Women don't point and laugh at the Three Stooges."

" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"

"I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters"

"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"

"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"

"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"