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Joke of the Day
"I named my dick Christmas Christmas came early"
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?"
"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"
"I have to stop saying ""How stupid can you be"" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge."
"Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say ""I could've done that."""
"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"
"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""
"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."
"Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!"
"Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free."