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Joke of the Day
"I've got a gag about skin bleaching... ...but I'm not white, to be fair."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Entirely void of pubic hair."
"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."
"Tweriod: That time of the month when all my tweets are moody, retain water and are about chocolate and cheesecake"
"I have the heart of a lion.. ..and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo"
"Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring."
"What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board."
"I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron."
"Doctor talking to a woman Doctor says: It looks like you're pregnant. Woman says: I'm pregnant? Doctor says: No, it just looks like you're pregnant."