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Joke of the Day

"There's no easy way to say this... FJdnfiouadp, djfpiocu aneouidf, acnslikfiucukuokjpqukd. Diuoiufpqknddiolololdiodoodlioaidoiucnbnzquznd. Qudfiout'z'ndfjoikcugh."

"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."

"A horse walks into a bar... The Barkeeper asks:""hey dude, why the long face?"" The horse has cancer."

"What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a raped Middle Eastern woman? They got stoned to death."

"I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again. He had a lot of remorse about that."

"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."

"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"

"A wife gets naked... And runs to her husband in bed and yells ""SUPER PUSSY!"" The husband look at her and says ""I'll have the soup"""

"Not tryin' to brag, but my sex life is like a dormant volcano. It was fiery, but now it's inactive. Also, I killed a bunch of villagers."

"Lone girl at the table: ""I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like getting them"" 5 guys in perfect unison: ""You're not doing it right"""