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Joke of the Day
"I like my wine like I like my women Stored in a dark basement till they're 5 years old"
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"Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse."
"What do you call a poor pepper farmer? A jalapeno pauper"
"If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end."
"What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs? a paleontologist."
"Buses are like pornstars... Nothing for an hour then they all cum at once."
"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
"What's worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother"
"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""
"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"