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Joke of the Day
"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."
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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."
"This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour."
"What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument? He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away."
"Sigh. Woodstock '99 was a terrible use of this Time Machine."
"WHY DID HITLER COMMIT SUICIDE? Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he saw his gas bill."
"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
"probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie."
"Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection? Because old hobbits die hard."