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"I approached a photographer and took his picture. He had me arrested.."
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"My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father."
"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"
"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."
"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"
"What do you get when there is an inconsiderate weather phenomena at an EDM concert in Dubai? Darude Sandstorm."
"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."
"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."
"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."