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Joke of the Day
"There are Three Types Of People In The World Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't!"
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"Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably."
"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"
"I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop."
"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"My wife decided to take up painting Not to be outdone, I became an art critic."
"My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture."
"My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it... she said ... ""IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL"""
"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"
"What do you call someone with no body and nose.... Nobody knows."