179399
Joke of the Day
"You say potato and I say... Who are you and why are you saying potato to me?"
Next Joke
"You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? You can't take a joke."
"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."
"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"
"*holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!"
"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"
"My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car."
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."