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Joke of the Day

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But I want to know how they got in there."

"What did the ISIS shepherd get arrested for? Trafficking sex workers."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."

"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."

"What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend? No new messages."

"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"

"If I had ba dollar for every time I was racist, I'd be as rich as a Jew"

"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"

"Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry? Because of the sand which is there."

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"