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Joke of the Day
"Thinking about free healthcare and how much it's going to cost me?"
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"I'm good at telling dad jokes Hi good at telling dad jokes, I'm dad."
"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? It felt like bacon."
"""You know, your ex-wife was trash! I never liked her."" ""We're still married, Grandma."" ""She's such a lovely girl."""
"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"
"How often does the vampire go down on his wife? Periodically"
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"Thanks honey for rolling over at 3am and telling me I should get some sleep.In my insomnia stupor that hadn't crossed my mind."
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""