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Joke of the Day
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!"
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"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"
"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."
"Q: Why did Thoreau build a house? A: Because he wanted to be walled-in."
"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"
"My daughter told me to treat her like a princess... so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France."
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening? A cannibal"
"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."
"What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians? A paramedic(s)!"