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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
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"A little boy has diarrhea... Mom: What the hell do you need Viagra for? Boy: Isn't that what you give to Dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
"This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt."
"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"
"Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!"
"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"*brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?"