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Joke of the Day
"I like the way the earth revolves! It really makes my day!"
Next Joke
"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your iPhone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone."
"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"
"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."
"""Tell me the good news first, doc."" ""You're going to be famous!"""
"Boss Lady was NOT OK with me dancing around with binder clips on my nipples. Apparently we have different definitions of ""Casual Friday"""
"'I'm really excited about the Pixar cowboy figure I got for my birthday.' 'Woody?' 'Not quite that excited.'"
"My favorite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."