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Joke of the Day
"I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)"
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"---. I regret that Remorse code"
"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"
"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."
"My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up."
"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."
"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"A prostitute said she would do anything for $10... Guess who just got their car washed!"
"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"
"My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five."